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Here are some sensible reasons you should not take your loud mouth child into the restroom with you when there are no seat covers and you have neighbors in the next stall...
Me, quickly but kindly: Shhhhhhhh.
Loud Mouth Child: You should be sit... Ewe! Your pee is getting on the seat!
Me in an urgent LOUD whisper: You need to go over there and wait!
Loud Mouth Child: But MOM! How...
Me (unfortunately loud enough for the neighbors to hear): I SAID, if you want Santa to bring you a nice toy, then you will go over there and NOT say another word!
To hide my embarrassment I have decided to just tell everyone my horrific story! I promise that I wiped the seat when I was done but I WAS NOT about to sit without a seat cover! Sorry.
P.S. I don't know if this blogging thing has been so good for our family, seeing that I cannot help telling all our dirty secrets. I wonder how many of my readers, A.K.A. family, friends, lurkers, blog stalkers, and what not, I have scared off lately.
WoW, are you ready to disown me yet?
6 comments:
I just think it is pretty funny that you can find pictures to go with all your funny gross stories!
When there aren't any seat covers, I use toilet paper to cover the seat. Just a suggestion for future reference. I wouldn't want to sit directly on the seat either.
Speaking of pictures, PiP, where did you find that pineapple with a tiara? How perfect is that? :-)
That was pretty hilarious, BonBon! Thanks for sharing, gross stories or not, and you're not alone in the loud mouth child department, either. :-) Tami
Tami, I have done the toilet paper trick when time permits, however, being the busy Christmas season, unfortunately I did not take the time to do so...
bon, remember that time we thought it was funny to make yucky noises in the bathroom stalls?
Its probably a good idea to just wear an extra super duper depends when you are out. Saves lot of trouble. I have some if you need them. They also come in handy if you ever jump on a trampoline.
Shell, you're killing me. ROTFL
Not a bad idea, but Eeeeeeewwwwww!!!!! ;-)
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