So just how bad is he?

My recently graduated kindergartner asked me if I wanted to know just how bad Satan is, and even though years of experience in this sad world has given me a glimpse of just how bad he is, curiosity got the best of me and I had to know.

Me: How bad is he?

Brooklyn: When his mom says "I will kick your butt if you get into that candy," he would just run away...AND... he would take the candy with him!

If only he was just. that. bad.

I wonder how many times his mom kicked his butt. Obviously not enough.