Your help in uncovering a suspected underground counterfeiting ring.
Evidence seized: 1 fake blog.
Suspects in no particular order:
Suspect # 1
Mule Guy
Last seen fleeing with his offspring and trophy wife. Headed west by mule train.
Evidence gathered:
Was disappointed in the arrival of the last blog family member. His obvious quick flight from home is also condemning.
Was disappointed in the arrival of the last blog family member. His obvious quick flight from home is also condemning.
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Suspect #2
Trophy Wife.
She is believed to have separated from the mule train and taken on a new identity. We believe she will be back to get the rest of the family if she finds success.
Evidence against her:
She is not really a suspect. We just need to talk to her. She is a person of interest.
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Suspect #3PiP, Blog Mother to us all.
Evidence against her:
1. It is known that her motto is "must convert everyone."
2. She has been known to produce and force feed blogs to members of her family who were not already blogging.
3. She has a royal mark that has shown up on said blogs.
1. It is known that her motto is "must convert everyone."
2. She has been known to produce and force feed blogs to members of her family who were not already blogging.
3. She has a royal mark that has shown up on said blogs.
4. She did not DISCOVER the new blog until late in the evening. AS IF
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Suspect #4Shellbell
Evidence against her:
1. An incriminating quote was left on the fake blog suggesting that she was the favorite sister, when we all know that the detective in this case is indeed the favorite sister.
2. It has been rumored that she is the ring leader. An anonymous source has testified to her constant barrage of temptations to create counterfeit items. This source has admitted to sinning repeatedly at the request of this suspect.
1. An incriminating quote was left on the fake blog suggesting that she was the favorite sister, when we all know that the detective in this case is indeed the favorite sister.
2. It has been rumored that she is the ring leader. An anonymous source has testified to her constant barrage of temptations to create counterfeit items. This source has admitted to sinning repeatedly at the request of this suspect.
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Suspect #5
Wendeth
Evidence against her:
The contents of said fake blog resemble other works of hers uncovered in a family newsletter dated back in 2007.
The contents of said fake blog resemble other works of hers uncovered in a family newsletter dated back in 2007.
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Suspect #6
Cinderella
Evidence against her:
She seems innocent enough but when questioned she broke down in tears. We do have her in custody already. She is positioned next to suspect #7.
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Suspect #7
Mikel-Dikel-Dickely-Dar
Evidence against him:
This one has really got us baffled. There is definitely motive in that he was recently provoked by the victim after he had pleaded with her to join on her own. We don't know if he would have started this blog to get back at her or because he really wanted her to join so badly that he would create a virtual Q-sie to satisfy his need for her participation.
This one has really got us baffled. There is definitely motive in that he was recently provoked by the victim after he had pleaded with her to join on her own. We don't know if he would have started this blog to get back at her or because he really wanted her to join so badly that he would create a virtual Q-sie to satisfy his need for her participation.
He was seen leaving to join the mule train. It is believed that he will be back for the rest of the family after they scout out a hideout. We do believe he will attempt to break out Cinderalla from her holding cell. We have added extra security there.
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Suspect #8
Sharebear
Evidence obtained:
She claims that she did not do it, and she almost got off the hook but her husband gave us incriminating evidence that can not be divulged at this time due to the fragile nature of this confession. Let's just say, she has more time on her hands than we think!
She claims that she did not do it, and she almost got off the hook but her husband gave us incriminating evidence that can not be divulged at this time due to the fragile nature of this confession. Let's just say, she has more time on her hands than we think!
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Suspect #9:
Q-sie herself.
Evidence obtained:
It has been said that she repeatedly promised to get the internet in her home to be among us in Blogland. In her own words, "I need to get the internet. That's all there is to it!" We do know at this time that she WAS thinking about it.
It has been said that she repeatedly promised to get the internet in her home to be among us in Blogland. In her own words, "I need to get the internet. That's all there is to it!" We do know at this time that she WAS thinking about it.
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Suspect #10:
The Tamster
Evidence against her:
She has a gangsta type handle that is incriminating enough. She seems all innocent and all but we find that these are usually the ones we're looking for.
She has a gangsta type handle that is incriminating enough. She seems all innocent and all but we find that these are usually the ones we're looking for.
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Suspect #11
JerBear
Evidence against him:
A written confession on two different accounts. It is said that he has asked for the passwords of various blogs and we have been keeping our eye on him for quite awhile. Prior to this news release he was spotted in the following locations, each time in a different escape vehicle. Please be on the lookout for any one of these outfits:
A written confession on two different accounts. It is said that he has asked for the passwords of various blogs and we have been keeping our eye on him for quite awhile. Prior to this news release he was spotted in the following locations, each time in a different escape vehicle. Please be on the lookout for any one of these outfits:
Somewhere across the boarder
02/08/2008
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Suspect #12
Ambear
Evidence against her:
She was the first to comment on this fake blog and therefore is an obvious suspect. As convincing as her comments were, we have to assume she was covering up!
She was the first to comment on this fake blog and therefore is an obvious suspect. As convincing as her comments were, we have to assume she was covering up!
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Suspects # 13 and 14
Victim's own parents.
Evidence against them:
They were the FIRST to stumble upon this fake blog. They tried and were unsuccessful at leaving the first comment. Their motif includes but is not limited to:
They were the FIRST to stumble upon this fake blog. They tried and were unsuccessful at leaving the first comment. Their motif includes but is not limited to:
1. It is common knowledge that suspect # 3 has been schooling them in the arts of blogging.
2. They have been the victims of such counterfeit attacks in the past. Maybe a little payback was in order.
3. And last but surely not least, the need to have everyone of their 10 children "with " them on their mission.
3. And last but surely not least, the need to have everyone of their 10 children "with " them on their mission.
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Please help us in locating these suspects as we would like to question each of them and find out what their involvement in this fake blog would be, if any.
Please take a moment and make sure you have voted for the guilty. Make sure you vote your conscience!
76 comments:
I think you forgot one suspect, here. We have a sufficient amount of evidence that the real perp. is indeed Bon, herself.
1. She has been known to cause problems on other's blogs, leaving incriminAting pics.
2. She just can't stand the thought that her fav. sister is not blogging yet.
3. She has the imagination and the recources to come up with something like this.
4. She is in league with someone else, namely Shellbell. The two have been conspiring with each other for weeks now on how to get Q-sie involved.
5. What more do we need. Round her up, folks. Get a rope!
I, too, was thinking that a suspect was missing from that list. Thank you, Sharebear, for clearing that up and making sure the evidence was presented. This is going to be a tough case to solve, considering the amount of evidence against all the suspects.
I have to say, this is very clever, Bon--or sneaky....Hmmm........ I'll be interested to one day know the truth! :-)
I can proudly say that I am the detective here. I cannot be guilty. Whoever thought that I REALLY did it please feel free to change your vote now that we have the real evidence
Bon, this is THE BEST POST EVER. You have completly outdone yourself. You have just used all the cleverness of the universe but you were supposed to save some for the rest of us.
What? You guys think I am buttering her up so as to throw her off my scent? Ridiculous.
I have an alibi. Check the time stamps on the blog postings of that day.
I am thinking it might be someone with password envy--you know who you are!
I think Bon-Bon did it. Think about it. She has had a lot of time to do it. She set this whole thing up. She said that she had to work. yeah right work. huh. work on this fake blog.
I agree with the real finish line. The Mafia always claims to be the detective to throw people off their trail.
6. Her story is full of holes.
7. She said she was out of creativity. This is about as clever and creative as the fake blog.
So if Bon-Bon is the detective, and there are Mafia out there unbeknownst to all of us, but knownst to themselves, who is the doctor? Besides Paul and Dirk?
Cory
You have all outdone yourselves - I have laughed so hard that I don't have any energy left to post a blog of my own. Does Dr. Paul or Dr. Dirk have any suggestions?
Love WoW Not guilty
Hey! I'm innocent! Everyone who thinks its Bonnie raise your hand--lets take her out and win this game.
You WILL be sorry if you do. Believe me! I am a confidante!
Jerbear that accusation from the real finish line sounded awful familiar to the one you threw at me on the phone tonight...
Besides, Shellbell has 3 votes! Give her my 2 and she'll have 5!
You REALLY should all start sniffing down her lane!
I was talking to Q-sie tonight and told her the same things I told you. I actually am going to change my vote.
Oh yeah I forgot she WAS over here and did use my internet to send her accusation my way!
Oh and thank you for changing your vote. Give it to Shellbell. I promise you will not be sorry!
"Suzierunner" here, just laughing at the detective. That was too much laughter for one day. I would want her on my side anytime. If I get into trouble, I know who to call to get me out of it.
Before the blog gets turned over so that the REAL Susan can step forward and blog her little heart out....I will eliminate 2 people a day.
So, Susan, get your typing fingers out and reveal what is really on your mind so I won't have to keep lying! I have some repenting to do.
Suspects #3 and #2 are innocent as charged and will have to be asking for forgivness in case they may have told any white or cream lies. They can get their reputation back now.
Tune in tomorrow....see who get eliminated next.
So how do we know that it really isn't Suspect #3 who is claiming to have been eliminated? She is trying to get votes in her favor over on her own blog now too! As if this was really all about votes. It doesn't really matter how many votes someone does or doesn't get; that's not really what reveals the truth. We'll be waiting, Finish Line, for you to fess up! :-)
OK folks, I have one thing to say here, does anyone notice I have been missing in blogland for a good few days? Do you not think, were I the perpetrator, that I would be the one calling all of YOU to check all this out, and would I not be leaving lots of crazy comments trying to cover my tracks? Ya'll are chasing the wrong scent, and whoever the REAL perp is has got to be delighted with their success! I am back on board today though, and having the laugh of my life- I assume that not much is going to get done at my house today, as I play catch-up in blogland! Now, in closing, I expect to see a change in the voting- PRONTO!
Tamster, as with a jury, sometimes it has to come down to votes and that is as close to the truth as you can come. It seems you are a little too worried about the votes. Are you trying to keep them from coming your way? Do you mind coming in for questioning? Maybe having a date with the lie detector?
Shellbell, that is right you were out of town all day Saturday, on a temple trip to be precise. A lot of criminals find it helpful to lie low for a time. I just never expected you to use the temple as your alibi. Are you sure you were worthy to be there?
Fortunately as you can see the guilty has promised to reveal them self at a certain moment. Rest assured I will be there to bring them in.
Using the temple for an alibi?!! Shellie, I never thought that you would stoop that low!
Actually, I've come to the conclusion that Shellie is not likely the culprit. She is in a later time zone than any of us, and the comment made by Finish Line last night would have been extremely late for her to be up still, and then she was up quite early this morning. So I am suspecting it was probably someone in an earlier time zone... like maybe...
Well, I won't say who I'm thinking. I've narrowed it down to 3, with one in particular in mind. We'll see how this pans out... :-)
As for me, if you'll pay my airfare I'll gladly be brought in for questioning and a lie detector test. I could use a free trip to Utah and a getaway! :-)
Come on now. Bonn, me thinks thou doth protest too much.
Of course no one has even mentioned the illegal post in which my mule sauce got roasted and I am now in need of reconstructive sphincter surgery. (I still can barely sit on my donkey) I think if we follow the trail here, there can only be one conclusion--a patern of criminal behaviors and intents shout your guilt from the rooftops.
My donkey still hurts bad enough that I can barely sit through a day of work...
Susie, we need to form a support group of some type for victims of crime--hmmmmmnnn... lets call it "supporting the victims of blogglibel" and the rest of you can donate to our foundation which will facilitate the healing process.
Hey! I can't even vote. This is rigged! Only one vote per computer disenfranchises some of us that live two to a computer! I got my citezenship a few years ago! This is patently unfair! I DEMAND suffrage! My voice has been silent long enough!!
Oh my goodness! I have laughed so hard this morning! Paul, can I just say, you are great with words. I can visualize clearly everything you write, and boy does it make for a funny picture. I go to your famous photo often just to get a good laugh. It brings me up when I am down, brightens my day, and cheers my children up when they are in a bad mood. Thank you!!
Chantra (otherwise known as Paul),
You can always get on and change Paul's vote off of me and put it on Shellbell. You wont be sorry and you would be doing him a favor.
I want to join the support group. I was looking for some cheap therapy.
Thank you for eliminating me--I TOLD YOU SO.
I have tried calling on the outsiders as back up voters. Hope they can help solve this incredible mystery.
I totally have this figured out. It's Mike! I went to susie's site to see where she said I was her fav sister. I didn't find that, but did find that Mike is her favorite bro. (sorry Paul and Jeremy!) So, if that is the qualification for being prime suspect, I conclude Mike is our guy. And what is it about Susie with wet underarms and leading music in Primary? That would totally seem right if it was about me!
Paul, I heard from an anonymus source that Shellbell was co-conspirator with bon on the mule-sauce post. There you have it. Now she's trying to cover her tracks. She even went and took away the fav. sister evidence and is trying to make Mike look like the guilty one. My mind is made up. I know who it is. It's shellbell.
I hereby eliminate #6, #13 & 14....they were all too pure.
I believe there should have been options of voting for combinations of people. I suspect there may be a couple in on it together. I have narrowed it down to 2 suspects; it may be both. :-)
Whew, the kids are off to school, and I finally have some time to respond to this hilarious post. I feel like I have been missing out. In a way, I wish it would have been me that made susierunners blog.
I strongly smell Shellbell here....look at her divert to Mike.
Jerbear and Tamster are a strong possibility....look at Tamstar (oh looky a new name...do you like it better than Tamster?) hinting that it could be a "couple" of people? Humm?
But then about Paul and Mike, they both wanted Susan there so bad....I can't wait to see the next elimination so I can narrow my vote down.
What's the matter, Wendy? Are you afraid someone may have found you ought? Make sure you point the fingers all around to take the attention away from yourself.
And all that talk about just getting the kids off to school and being able to sit down and catch up. Ha! "I wish I were the one to have done it." Sure, sure.
Okay, well, I'm not going to say for certain who I think the culprit is (or are); I just think it's funny how everyone can be made out to be it if you try to make it look that way. It will be interesting to see, won't it?! :-)
You won't be able to hide much longer, Finish Line. We have ways of finding you. We are about 10 steps closer to finding out who you are. Your doorstep is in our sights. Maybe we can strike a deal. A confession for no jail time. Otherwise, the consequences will be great. Do you know what the sentence is for fraud? What do you say?
Tamster, you are being served a subpoena to divulge any and all information that you have in this case. Withholding information is a criminal offense and will result in much jail time.
If you know the culprit and are not telling us then you will not be validated as the winner when the truth comes out. I
Shellbell, it is not wise to get everyone riled up to come to your own lynching!
I think we should make this into a movie! Hehehehehehehehehe LOL, I will be rich! LOL hehehehehehehehehehe
Now, Bon, I told you I'm more than willing to come in for questioning if you're paying! But as far as withholding information, I have shared plenty of explanations as far as conclusions I may have come to. I do not, however, claim to KNOW who did it, only to BELIEVE I MAY KNOW who did it. I've narrowed it down to who I think it may be, but I have no proof as of yet. However, in order to protect myself and my family from any backlash, I am choosing not to divulge who I believe it is for fear of that person(s) being upset at me for revealing them publicly and retaliating against me.
I feel like I'm reading a book. I'm gonna throw a curve ball and blame it all on Dirk. I've seen Dirk do some pretty funny things with pictures and computer stuff. It's definitely a possibility.
Now who am I?
Aha! So Wendy did it with Dirk's help! Now we know! ;-)
Dirk has a job...that is what he says in his defense.
As for pointing fingers, I guess it looks like if I point fingers, then I am guilty.
It just was interesting that Tami gave us information in the form of a clue that it was a "couple" of people. That is either Paul and Mike or Jerbear and Tamstar. I am changing my vote.
Now, Wendy, you are putting words into my mouth. I said I had suspicions that there could be a couple of people in on it together; I did not say they were a couple! There is a difference. I also did not say that I KNEW anything for sure, only that I was guessing--just like everyone else is guessing (everyone except of course the guilty part(y/ies). I actually had started to change which of the two I was leaning most toward, but now I'm not so sure again but what I shouldn't change my mind on who. Hmmm... I don't know, but it will be fun to find out. Well, anyway.... I know I'm innocent, and that's all that really matters at this point anyway because whoever is guilty will be revealing my innocence soon enough. So quit trying to turn everyone on me, Wendy, and their attention away from the more logical suspects time zone wise! It's pretty obvious it's not me anyway because there have been several times my comments have been mingled in with Finish Line's comments, unlike some other people we all know who magically appear much later, trying to play all naive and innocent-like! Just pay attention, everyone, to timestamps of people's comments, wording that Finish Line uses compared to other suspects, and other deductive reasoning. I think you'll figure out what I suspect. :-)
Since I seem to be experiencing technical difficulties this morning, I can't see the names for voting. So today's elimination will just have to be by name and not by number. You are all probably happy about that anyway, as I realize you didn't really like going back to figure out the numbers anyway, did you?! Bonnie, Sharon, and Amberlee are home free. Shocking, I know! You all are doing such a fine job in your deductive reasoning, but I am sure these eliminations might have you putting on your thinking caps again...
This is so much fun. heheheheheheheeeeee! :)
I'll admit, that through me for a loop. One of my two suspicions is still in the game, but now I'm beginning to re-suspect someone I'd figured it wasn't. So I'm still down to two. I have to say, Finish Line, you're good... and nuts! When do you sleep, I'd like to know! One night you are up incredibly late if it was a normal time this morning, or you were up incredibly early (or late depending on how you look at it) if it was a normal time the other night for you. Did you just happen to be up at those times? Or are you taking this game so seriously that you are sacrificing a normal sleep just to throw me off my scent! Or was I right before about it being two people (just wrong about one of the two)? You have got me confused, and I know that's what you wanted. Heck, I'm about ready to vote for myself too! Why not? I've already got 6 votes (y'all are crazy, by the way--you're Gooches; you ought to know better!); one more won't make much difference. Hey, maybe I can get myself voted off from this whole mafia thing, and then you'll all know you were barking up the wrong tree! Then again, the real culprit isn't going to eliminate me until the end because I'm the one taking all of the attention away from her (oops, I said it--YES, HER!!!) so that people aren't voting for her. (Funny, with elections going on that we would be holding an opposite kind of election, one where you don't want votes!) Well, anyway... You may have thrown me a little, Finish Line, but you did do me the kindness of at least eliminating one of my suspicions. (This is all, of course, assuming that you are playing fairly and have not eliminated yourself!) I'm quite certain you are none of the others now but one of these last two (or both working together!), so I'm on your scent! :-)
THANK YOU Finish Line for vindicating me! I tried to warn you all.
On another note, is there something about Tamster that I am missing? Why the sudden shift her way? I do understand the time stamp thing and I was starting to catch on to what she was saying. I had some particulars in mind myself but there must be something I am missing. Please enlighten.
The sudden shift my way, Bon, is due to the fact that the culprit(s) feels threatened by me because she knows I'm onto her, so she is trying to convince others it's me instead--and voting for me to take attention away from herself! That's why I haven't been eliminated yet--because I'm working out to be a good rabbit for her!!!
By the way, Bon, I was looking back over comments and found a flaw in Shellbell's alibi on Sat. Finish Line didn't make any comments all day Sat. anyway, so Shellbell being at the temple does not make her exempt from the whole thing.
hmmm....I think I'm changing my vote to shellbell
That and I don't know how to keep my mouth shut and leave well enough alone. I keep drawing attention to myself because I don't know how to shut up about things when I notice some detail. I should have kept it all to myself back when I had 0 votes, and maybe I would have been eliminated by then instead of having 6 votes. But then, where's the fun in that, right, PiP?! Oh, well! I just hope after all of this that the real Susie really does join us all in Blogland!!! :-)
Mikel-dikel-dickelde-dar,
I knew it was you. You think you are quite clever, but like I said, you cannot hide forever. We have found you and are on your doorstep. It is time to surrender. Please step out with your hands up or we will have to come in and take drastic measures. So, it's up to you. We can end this peacefully, or else . . . .
See, i knew it wasn't me all along.
Tamster I think you have me on to something. PiP HAS been lying low hasn't she. AND she was one of the first one set free! Wow! This is too much guessing. I would never want to be a judge or jury for that matter!
We'll get it figured out real soon.
I think Tamster is onto something significant - times of posting - that can only add up to Mike and Shellbell. I know the kind of hours Mike keeps and shellbell and I think they are cohorts. WoW
I am having a hard time knowing who to eliminate next, so I think I just won't- I just looooove making this a tough case for you to solve, considering all the eviidence out there.
I just love, love, love this!!!
What the heck, one more comment... just for good measure!!!
Finish Line just posted 3 comments in a row and each comment had lots of 3's in it, Tamster has 10 votes, and she insists there are 2 people involved. I am sure I know who the first one is and he lives with her. I am sure it is Jerbear because he confessed the first day and he likes playing games. He asked for the password to M&D's blog and that is quite incriminating if you ask me.
Tamster likes to stay up late and I'm sure it was convenient to have Jerbear be the early poster while she recovered from the long nights. Thanks for giving away all of your secrets.
I am publicly making my accusations that Tamster and Jerbear are the guilty ones. Now when it is found out to be them then I can have the glory of winning.
I am going to put my second guess here too in case I was wrong before. Pip and Mikabee are being awfully quiet! Pip could have set herself free in the beginning to get the spotlight off of her. Let us not forget that she is already guilty of creating fake blogs that only became real after the recipient accepted them.
That is my final answer...
Really though if it is not either of those 4 then we do have Mule Guy and Q-sie who could have done this. Or Wendeth and Shellbell... Dam! Can't seem to make up my mind!
Pip has been gone all day. When I post it, you'll know why. It will prove my innocence as it was impossible to access a computer and make fake comments. I am still innocent.
I think it was Doran. He was giving susie a valentines present that has nothing to do with a musical instrument.
Pip, you are naughty.
This is The Real Finish Line. I'm at somebody else's house and can't risk logging in because somebody may come along behind me and find out I've been here. I'm taking a terrible risk by posting this, but it's time for another elimination. The Tamstar is hereby eliminated!! We're getting closer to the finale!!
Ooh, I love, love love, this! I haven't had this much fun in a long time!!
Woohoo! I get to be comment #60! Bon, you've really outdone yourself this time! And these are legitimate comments, too--not like the ones you gave me to get my count so high that one time! Congratulations on such a successful post!
Anyway, I just have to say, "See, I told you so!!!" to the 10 of you who voted for me! How could you think it was me? It has Gooch blood written all over it! I feel so free now! Wow! :-)
I'm still curious to find out for sure who did it. I was quite certain after the attempt to frame me with the 3s earlier that I knew who it was, but I'm not sure what to think after this last comment about being at someone else's house, unless of course that is just an attempt to throw us off. Who knows? The shadow knows...
Just remember that if you add the number of Gooch children up, you get 10. Add their spouses and you get 20. Divide 60 by 20, you get..... 3!!!
The Real Finish Line
By the way, Bon, I never insisted there were 2 people; I only said I thought there might be. Just for clarification sake.
As for the 3's thing, it was obviously a set up, done by Finish Line for the pure joy of watching everyone do exactly what they did; then she eliminated me so everyone would be totally thrown off again--that is everyone but Jeremy and I who, of course, knew all along that it wasn't me! :-) I feel so great having been released from this agony! :-)
I have to say, though, that it appears the Real Finish Line is more obsessed with #s than I am! I didn't even catch that whole 60 thing! It took me a few times reading that last comment to figure it out even. My goodness! :-)
Tamster, I don't know if I buy your release. First it did not come from the official Finish Line. Second this anonymous person only released 1 person, not 2 or 3 like they have been doing. Third you did say that you would conceive of lowering yourself to the level of a crazy Gooch to find relief.
Just some thoughts. Finish Line would you please clear this up? There have been some counterfeiters of the counterfeiter out there.
Awww, c'mon, Bon! Geesh, even when I'm released you won't let me go! Honestly, I wondered about the legitimacy of it not coming from Finish Line's name, but I figured it really didn't matter either way because I'm not Finish Line. If I were Finish Line then: A) I could not eliminate myself anyway; B) Even if I could eliminate myself, I could have just done it from Finish Line, so why make up the story?! What good would it do to go through all of that anyway. If I am not Finish Line, then it doesn't really matter who claimed to be eliminating me because I'm not Finish Line anyway. Are you following me? Anyway, unless Finish Line comes forward and says I'm not really eliminated, which wouldn't make any sense considering we've already established that I must not be Finish Line, as far as I'm concerned I must be done! I hope that made some sense. Anyway...
What movie did you see, Bon? Did you enjoy your date? Glad y'all could go out! :-)
FYI, everyone, today was Matthew's 9th mirthday! Can you believe it? 9 months old already! Just thought I'd share! :-)
bONNIE SAID dam...
Yeah, I noticed that too, but I chose not to emphasize it! But if figures you would, Paul! ;-) Now get it out of your head! :-)
Oh, yeah, and you didn't have to repeat it! ;-)
I think that was the dam that holds back water. Correct me if I'm wrong... I was going to call her out on that until I realized it wasn't the swear word she said. You need to stop thinking the worst of your sister, sheesh!
Ahem !! I happen to have it on good authority that bonnie curses like a drunken sailor. I have tried to break her , or I mean that I have heard that someone, not me, but someone has tried to break her of this bad habit, but then she just gets angry and curses more. My ears are burning, I mean My friends ears are burning all the time. :-) I have chosen to remain anonymous in order to help MY FRIEND not to get into trouble.
Wow, I have a lot of catching up to do!! I think I was just say Amen and call it good with this post.
Who was it? I hear it was Wendy?
Where have I been? I read Bonnies post a few days ago... got a good chuckle, saw a few comments then check it again today and then dam, I mean bam, 70 comments!! Oh well since its all over with looks like I get to be the last post. And sice we all know the last one never gets read because everyone has lost interest in it, I'll confess......it wasn't me all along.
And Bonnie I knew it would come out eventually that your secret drunken sailor lifestyle was the cause of all of this. You know you really shouldn't drink and post.
Tami, Tami, Tami. TEEE HEEEE
I won't reveal my true ID
Happy VD!
Who AM I?
Just like me to be last to the party.
Hello????
TEE HEE HEEE :)
My husband may be guilty. He did the posts b4 mine. I am sure. Can a wife testify against her husband here?? I think I am one of those wives that have no clue what their husband is up to???? MIKE!???Or maybe he is the "fake" finish line. It's the tee hee, sounds like Paul AND Mike. hmmmmmmm
I know who you are, anonymus. Mike. You never did come out with your hands up. I guess we'll have to come in after you.
Well now! I do believe that I have officially been awarded the most amount of comments for one post. I would like to thank each of you for this fine privilege. (bow to the left, bow to the right, bow forward and then backward. Ouw that hurt.) Tami was a hard one to beat but it finally happened.
Also I do think I should get an award for the first blog to receive a comment from the cindster! Thank you CINDY! And welcome!
On another note. That was the funnest game of maffia that I have EVER played. We should do it again.
Mikabee you need to make sure that you check the box after you make a comment on a blog so that you can have the rest of the comments come to your email. Then you will never miss out again. We can't have you and your darling innocent wife missing out on soooo much fun!
Congratulations, your award.... Hillary Clinton toilet paper. Yes now you can put her right where she belongs, right next to your throne where your family can be reminded how full of cr.. she is.
Now we all have to try to outdo you!
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